The Maine - I Must be Dreaming
The Maine playing 'I Must Be Dreaming' at Islington Academy, London on 17th September 2008
The Maine - We All Roll Along
The Maine playing 'We All Roll Along' at Islington Academy, London on 17th September 2008
The Maine - The Way We Talk
The Maine playing 'The Way We Talk' at Islington Academy, London on the 17th September 2008
blogThe Whys Of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX ? (because they are plugged into a genius) -----------------------------------2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't…
Someone Out There Is Deadly At Scrabble
(Wait till you see the last one)!DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOMPRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYERASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARERDESPERATION: When you…
Firework Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong…
Financial Planning
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to…
Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at…
Nursery Rhymes For Big Kids
Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard.MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMBHer…
Dogs' Letter To God
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another??Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on…
blogDO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE?
We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope you will throw yours away whenever…
